Sunday, October 25, 2026

The Turning

Ah, The Fall! Everything is turning! 

Mid-October 2026 will be known as the United States's Turning Point. Let's look at this month's colors.
  • SCROTUS's blueberry-tinted hands show his health is on a downward spiral. There is no hiding it.
  • The BLame Duck has his webbed toes are heading to the browning toilet bowl; Republican'ts are backing away: some slowly, some quickly, and some peeking out of the broom closet.
  • And speaking of closets... the Homophobe-in-Chief seems to be donning some rainbows of late.
  • The VP's Anointment Ointment has gone grey.
  • Shit is still brown. And it still stinks. 
  • Races across the country are turning Blue, beautiful Blue.
  • Ooooh all the colors of fire. 🔥 Obama's back, baby! 

Climb in. Let's look at our Fall colors.

Out of the Closet and into the Rainbow World



Diaper Don's snowballing dementia disinhibition is pushing him out of the closet. Have you heard how he talks about men's physiques? He has an increasing penchant for waxing hornetic over men's bodies. You remember him talking about Arnold's Palmer, but recently he has been talking about Sen. Jon Husted's ass, legs, and shoulders. 

Let's see if I can flesh this out. 

...Well, I'll just let branhattan show you....


Anderson Cooper NAILED IT.

The Other Closet he is Stepping Out Of
He is a Russian Asset. No longer hiding. He is blaring it from high on the hilltops. 


That must be sommmmmme pee-pee tape!

He is turning against our ally Ukraine and funding our enemy Russia. 

Sanctions? What sanctions? He is allowing Russian to sell diesel on the world market – including some in the U.S. – ostensibly to ease fuel prices. The real reason is that he is in Putie's back pocket. This help to Russia is a betrayal to our ally Ukraine. Not only that, Russia is assisting our opponent Iran. That means, dirty U.S. money is going to fund war against our own soldiers. 

Greeeeaaaat. 

And don't get me started on that traitor Elon Musk. He conspired with his Whitesupremacy House bestie and actively thwarted Ukraine's access to Starlink, causing their drones and communications to fail.  I cannot hate that tw@t any more.




Purple People Eater
Something is eating this guy alive and turning him purple...

I've written a lot about his dementia and probable history of stroke over the years. This, on top of an innate underlying psyche, sick and full of psychopathy, narcissism, sociopathy, cruelty, and plain stupidity. 

But wow! it's getting worse. I feel like I've got to hurry up and document this because his days are numbered. His brain is turning to Malt-o-Meal, and I'm sure it is compounded by the stress of the midterms and the grueling travel schedule.

Look at his hands. They look worse than ever. And now he has a facial bruise. I wonder....did he fall? Did he hit his head? Could this explain his accelerating decline? Maybe he had a subarachnoid hemorrhage. Maybe he's going bye-bye soon (I would prefer, though, not until he can go to prison!!).


Alll the colors!


Look at the swelling under his right eye and in his hand while sitting for this podcast in June.


Bruising all along his left temple.

Listen to these shocking involuntary vocal sounds, and one shocking non-sound. This is not normal. Something neurological is happening, and it can't be good. 

The Bleeeahhh

The Jiiiiaad

The What the Heck?

The BLame Duck
  • He's only campaigning in deep red districts. Is it so when he loses the competitive races, he can say it's because he wasn't there to help out?
  • He directed the DOJ to sue Alaska for allowing a man on the ballot who has the same name as the incumbent Senator, Dan Sullivan.
    • 1. He's telling on himself again. "Many people don't know what incumbent means." (Hey moron....  as always, "many people" means you, right? You never got that word on your vocabulary test before you stopped paying attention in the fourth grade)
    • 2. The Alaska Supreme Court already decided the issue. Guess what? Any qualified person can run for office for any reason. 
    • 3. The states run elections. No Feds allowed!
    • 4. Directing your DOJ to do anything is of questionable legality.  
    • 5. But it's not faiiiirrrrrrr 

The White Sheet of a Racist
This piece of shit's white supremacisit colors never change:

The Color of Incompetence
Is the color of testosterone, maybe.

Look at what the Kegsbreath's staff did in their haste to move Eisenhower's globe that he used during WWII. Whiskey Pete's self-importance caused this priceless artifact to be damaged. 




I hate these people.


The VP's Anointment Ointment has Gone Grey
JD Vance has been flailing even more than usual. 

Mr. Charisma has been stepping in it majorly the last couple weeks.

The Titanic, the Ship that Turned Around
What a beautiful self-own.

He said (talking about the economy), "You don’t turn the Titanic around overnight, it takes time to fix what was broken."

He accidentally gave some excellent advice to voters. Also talking about the economy: "Vote for the people who have solutions to lower the cost of gas, don't vote for the people who made the problem to begin with."

Mark Blue on your ballots!



Thanks for another great Dem campaign slogan, you weirdo!

Some sound engineer in Ohio did the work we all wish we could: drown out the dronings of the man with the personality of a wet vacuum bag.

And the artist they chose. *chef's kiss*

The Bengals ain't having it
While he was in Ohio, he visited the Cincinnati Bengals football team. They deliciously snubbed him, almost to a man.
 
Snubby the Baby Prez
And his boss snubbed the potential next SCROTUS-candidate-to-be in the Oval Office, in front of cameras and the world. Yummy!

🎶 Hu-mil-i-a-tion. Hum-il-i-aaaaa-tion. Is making it great. Is keeping me laaaughinggg. 🎶 (apologies to Carly Simon)

The Color of Shit
Vivek Ramaswamy. Shittiest person that ever lived.


He colluded with pedophiles in an attempt to smear his opponent for Ohio Governor, Amy Acton. He posted a vile advertisement featuring Acton's estranged mother (Acton hasn't seen her since she was 12), who had aided and abetted Amy's childhood sexual abuser decades ago. Just vile stuff, and it hurts to type it out.

Condemnation for the ad was swift and far-reaching, from both sides. 

The Chief Pedo Officer, of course, defended Ramasmarmy and his ad over and over and over. 

I don't know if you have donated to any candidates this year. I've been selective, but you can bet I rage-donated to Acton's campaign. Go, Amy! 


Blue, Blue, Blue. Beautiful Blue!
Cook Political Report is moving more and more races into the Blue column. Nineteen more races have shifted Left since I last wrote. 

The question now is not whether the Dems will win, but how much will they win?

By the way, related note. How dumb is Mike Johnson? 


Firstly, Li'l J, polls don't work that way. Only a few thousand at most out of millions of voters are polled. The chance of any one person being called is tiny. 

Secondly, a whopping 300 people at your rallies? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Let's check in with Barack Obama at his rallies in Ohio and Michigan.
This Ohio venue holds 10,000. Here's video of the crowd

Obama brought the 🔥🔥🔥
Scorched. Earth.

Here's his whole speech in Ohio, and below are snippets from his rallies in Ohio and Michigan.





Check out this Supercut. Watch til the end.



*** GO VOTE *** GO VOTE ***  GO VOTE *** 





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