Sunday, October 25, 2026

The Turning

Ah, The Fall! Everything is turning! 

Mid-October 2026 will be known as the United States's Turning Point. Let's look at this month's colors.
  • SCROTUS's blueberry-tinted hands show his health is on a downward spiral. There is no hiding it.
  • The BLame Duck has his webbed toes are heading to the browning toilet bowl; Republican'ts are backing away: some slowly, some quickly, and some peeking out of the broom closet.
  • And speaking of closets... the Homophobe-in-Chief seems to be donning some rainbows of late.
  • The VP's Anointment Ointment has gone grey.
  • Shit is still brown. And it still stinks. 
  • Races across the country are turning Blue, beautiful Blue.
  • Ooooh all the colors of fire. 🔥 Obama's back, baby! 

Climb in. Let's look at our Fall colors.

Out of the Closet and into the Rainbow World



Diaper Don's snowballing dementia disinhibition is pushing him out of the closet. Have you heard how he talks about men's physiques? He has an increasing penchant for waxing hornetic over men's bodies. You remember him talking about Arnold's Palmer, but recently he has been talking about Sen. Jon Husted's ass, legs, and shoulders. 

Let's see if I can flesh this out. 

...Well, I'll just let branhattan show you....


Anderson Cooper NAILED IT.

The Other Closet he is Stepping Out Of
He is a Russian Asset. No longer hiding. He is blaring it from high on the hilltops. 


That must be sommmmmme pee-pee tape!

He is turning against our ally Ukraine and funding our enemy Russia. 

Sanctions? What sanctions? He is allowing Russian to sell diesel on the world market – including some in the U.S. – ostensibly to ease fuel prices. The real reason is that he is in Putie's back pocket. This help to Russia is a betrayal to our ally Ukraine. Not only that, Russia is assisting our opponent Iran. That means, dirty U.S. money is going to fund war against our own soldiers. 

Greeeeaaaat. 

And don't get me started on that traitor Elon Musk. He conspired with his Whitesupremacy House bestie and actively thwarted Ukraine's access to Starlink, causing their drones and communications to fail.  I cannot hate that tw@t any more.




Purple People Eater
Something is eating this guy alive and turning him purple...

I've written a lot about his dementia and probable history of stroke over the years. This, on top of an innate underlying psyche, sick and full of psychopathy, narcissism, sociopathy, cruelty, and plain stupidity. 

But wow! it's getting worse. I feel like I've got to hurry up and document this because his days are numbered. His brain is turning to Malt-o-Meal, and I'm sure it is compounded by the stress of the midterms and the grueling travel schedule.

Look at his hands. They look worse than ever. And now he has a facial bruise. I wonder....did he fall? Did he hit his head? Could this explain his accelerating decline? Maybe he had a subarachnoid hemorrhage. Maybe he's going bye-bye soon (I would prefer, though, not until he can go to prison!!).


Alll the colors!


Look at the swelling under his right eye and in his hand while sitting for this podcast in June.


Bruising all along his left temple.

Listen to these shocking involuntary vocal sounds, and one shocking non-sound. This is not normal. Something neurological is happening, and it can't be good. 

The Bleeeahhh

The Jiiiiaad

The What the Heck?

The BLame Duck
  • He's only campaigning in deep red districts. Is it so when he loses the competitive races, he can say it's because he wasn't there to help out?
  • He directed the DOJ to sue Alaska for allowing a man on the ballot who has the same name as the incumbent Senator, Dan Sullivan.
    • 1. He's telling on himself again. "Many people don't know what incumbent means." (Hey moron....  as always, "many people" means you, right? You never got that word on your vocabulary test before you stopped paying attention in the fourth grade)
    • 2. The Alaska Supreme Court already decided the issue. Guess what? Any qualified person can run for office for any reason. 
    • 3. The states run elections. No Feds allowed!
    • 4. Directing your DOJ to do anything is of questionable legality.  
    • 5. But it's not faiiiirrrrrrr 

The White Sheet of a Racist
This piece of shit's white supremacisit colors never change:

The Color of Incompetence
Is the color of testosterone, maybe.

Look at what the Kegsbreath's staff did in their haste to move Eisenhower's globe that he used during WWII. Whiskey Pete's self-importance caused this priceless artifact to be damaged. 




I hate these people.


The VP's Anointment Ointment has Gone Grey
JD Vance has been flailing even more than usual. 

Mr. Charisma has been stepping in it majorly the last couple weeks.

The Titanic, the Ship that Turned Around
What a beautiful self-own.

He said (talking about the economy), "You don’t turn the Titanic around overnight, it takes time to fix what was broken."

He accidentally gave some excellent advice to voters. Also talking about the economy: "Vote for the people who have solutions to lower the cost of gas, don't vote for the people who made the problem to begin with."

Mark Blue on your ballots!



Thanks for another great Dem campaign slogan, you weirdo!

Some sound engineer in Ohio did the work we all wish we could: drown out the dronings of the man with the personality of a wet vacuum bag.

And the artist they chose. *chef's kiss*

The Bengals ain't having it
While he was in Ohio, he visited the Cincinnati Bengals football team. They deliciously snubbed him, almost to a man.
 
Snubby the Baby Prez
And his boss snubbed the potential next SCROTUS-candidate-to-be in the Oval Office, in front of cameras and the world. Yummy!

🎶 Hu-mil-i-a-tion. Hum-il-i-aaaaa-tion. Is making it great. Is keeping me laaaughinggg. ðŸŽ¶ (apologies to Carly Simon)

The Color of Shit
Vivek Ramaswamy. Shittiest person that ever lived.


He colluded with pedophiles in an attempt to smear his opponent for Ohio Governor, Amy Acton. He posted a vile advertisement featuring Acton's estranged mother (Acton hasn't seen her since she was 12), who had aided and abetted Amy's childhood sexual abuser decades ago. Just vile stuff, and it hurts to type it out.

Condemnation for the ad was swift and far-reaching, from both sides. 

The Chief Pedo Officer, of course, defended Ramasmarmy and his ad over and over and over. 

I don't know if you have donated to any candidates this year. I've been selective, but you can bet I rage-donated to Acton's campaign. Go, Amy! 


Blue, Blue, Blue. Beautiful Blue!
Cook Political Report is moving more and more races into the Blue column. Nineteen more races have shifted Left since I last wrote. 

The question now is not whether the Dems will win, but how much will they win?

By the way, related note. How dumb is Mike Johnson? 


Firstly, Li'l J, polls don't work that way. Only a few thousand at most out of millions of voters are polled. The chance of any one person being called is tiny. 

Secondly, a whopping 300 people at your rallies? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Let's check in with Barack Obama at his rallies in Ohio and Michigan.
This Ohio venue holds 10,000. Here's video of the crowd

Obama brought the ðŸ”¥ðŸ”¥ðŸ”¥
Scorched. Earth.

Here's his whole speech in Ohio, and below are snippets from his rallies in Ohio and Michigan.





Check out this Supercut. Watch til the end.



*** GO VOTE *** GO VOTE ***  GO VOTE *** 





Wednesday, October 21, 2026

His Impaired Brain for All to See

Let's analyze a recent speech from Dementia Don at a rally in Arizona for Andy Biggs, Republican't candidate for Arizona governor.

There's a lot. Buckle in and get your driving gloves on.

As you know, I am a Speech-Language Pathologist with 30-(mumblesomething) years of experience working with elderly patients across disorders, most of them with neurological conditions. I am examining and describing Captain Guano from what I see in publicly available samples. 

This rally in Bullhead City, Arizona lasted more than 1.5 hour, but LSR watched it (most of it) so you don't have to. I pulled out portions that display his rotting brain. Here's the full speech and I'll point you to timestamps.

For ease I'm going to go in order and I'll also point out a few of his run-of-the-mill narcissistic, psychopathic, mendacious, and dictator-y traits. Though not all because there are so effing many.

Truthfully, there weren't a whole lot of motor speech difficulties this time. He must've gotten some good uppers before the event. But here we go.

Here's the whole thing.



:022 Deception
"As far as the eye can see, you have people. The cameras will never capture it. They don't do that."

They don't do that because the crowds have been diminishing. People are staying away from his rallies in droves. Here's a description of one. Here is another paltry crowd. And another.

For contrast, Obama filled a 23,000 seat stadium in Manchester, UK the other day.

The ones who do show up to Frankenfarter's rallies are hecklers. They have been deliciously getting under his crepey skin, like this gramma who shot the double bird.


1:11 through 4:40 Perseveration 
"When they give you the putt, take it," over and over in a long story about the gifted Qatari surveillance aircraft. 

4:57 Mendacity
"We won Arizona in a landslide. The largest number of votes ever gotten."

He won Arizona by 5.53%. Hardly a landslide. Many presidents won Arizona in true landslides (20-40 points ahead), such as Herbert Hoover, Franklin D Roosevelt, and Richard Nixon. 

11:00 More Lies
"And the machines were broken, but only the Republicans machines were broken."

He's talking about the last gubernatorial election in 2022, when Katie Hobbs won the governorship over orangebutt nuzzler Kari Lake (though he didn't name her. He probably can't remember her name). What the hell. Only the Repug machines were broken. Should all of the U.S. and state repugs on the same ballot who won their election ask for a do-over?

He's so weird.

12:36 "The Weave"
He starts droning on about Alaska's election. Why? Because he's a toddling, demented fool who can't stay on topic, that's why.


12:46 Voice
His voice sounds hoarse or wet. This may be due to his swallowing difficulties. A little saliva may be hanging around his vocal folds instead of being propelled down his esophagus.

17:15. Dictator Shit
"And within hours of taking the oath of office, I deployed the United States military to secure our southern border, which is what we did. I didn't go to Congress like remember Joe Biden, Sleepy Joe. If they would give me approval in Congress, you're not going to get approval. You just do it. You're the president."

19:21 LIES!
"But since I took office, rent in Arizona has plummeted by 14% and it's going to go down by another 20 or 25%. So you'll be able to go out and rent an apartment. Now, these were all the Biden era highs where your rent was unaffordable."

Here's Arizona rent averages for Studio / Efficiency, 1-Bedroom, 2-Bedroom, 3-Bedroom, and 4-Bedroom. Rents are up 7-10% in the year since Biden's last year in office. Data from Rentdata.org.

2022 (Biden)
$734 $806 $1,020 $1,391 $1,557

2024 (Biden)
$924 $1,026 $1,285 $1,735 $1,971

2025 (Stink Stain)
$1,021     $1,127     $1,394     $1,868     $2,111 


24:01 What the Actual Fuck?
Murders happening on the regular as folks go to restaurants in DC.

"Nobody can get a seat in a restaurant. People go into a restaurant, they're safe. They used to go out to a restaurant. They'd get mugged. They'd get killed. They'd get shot. Kids would come in from your state. They'd come in from Iowa. They'd come in from Indiana to see the Washington Monument, to see the Lincoln Memorial. And you'd call the parents, "I'm sorry, your son has been killed." They'd send them back in a box. Doesn't happen anymore. We took Washington, our capital, from a terrible, unsafe city, to one of the safest places on earth."

Kids aren't being killed at the Lincoln Memorial. You know where kids are getting killed and going home in a box? School.

The latest one (disgusting that these mass killings appear on Page 6 these days): We lost three children and a teacher in Bend, Oregon last week.


30:01 - 34:21 Lies about the Iran War
{I'm beginning to regret taking on this project. It's very much a greatest hits album, and there's an hour to go, so let's forge ahead}


34:30 More Dictator Shit
"1:00 in the morning, they flew over and you know, somebody leaked, some sleaze bag.
They ought to go to jail and be shot for the rest of their life. They should be in jail. But they leaked that we were leaving at 12:07 from Missouri and it was in the New York Times, CNN. They leaked the time we were leaving, the time we were arriving. And I called General Raisin Kane. I said, "General, that's not good, is it?" He said, "Not good, sir, but we can do it anyway." I said, "Let's change the time." So, I called off the raid. And you know who the unhappiest people were? The pilots. They were miserable. So, after two days, I said, "All right, good. Now we can do the raid. Let's leave at exactly the same time." That was the only time that they didn't expect us to be used. We use the exact same time. But they leaked. Leakers should be, in my opinion, leakers should be shot.

[cheering]

We should appreciate in the old days we used to shoot leakers. You know when when they leak what time you're going to attack a country and the reason you're attacking is really for defense because you don't want them to have a weapon that can blow up millions of people at one shot. No leakers should be dealt with very very strongly. They're real. To me they're the scum of the earth. The leakers are the scum of the earth."

Hey, Bozo! You gonna bring your Defense Secretary in front of a firing squad? After all, he added a journalist to an unsecured Signal chat discussing specific details about military operations.


1:11:08 What the hell is this weird crap? 
What is he talking about? Giants and swimmers? This is pure confabulation. His deteriorating brain is making shit up.

"(Melania said) 'And don't talk about the swimming where you look left and you look right and then you look a little further right and you see the largest human being you've ever seen, larger than Shaquille O'Neal with a bigger reach.' And the swimmer got hurt badly because she suffered massive windburn because the giant to her right swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable and she suffered for the rest of her life. She'll be suffering from windburn. And when the race was over, he went and rested while the other people, the young ladies, swam in. Or the track meet that took place a couple of weeks ago where they had the greatest track stars in the world. Long-term long distance run and long distance. It was a run, it was a swim, it was a bike. I don't know. These people are crazy. But the man finished 6 hours, 14 minutes, and 12 seconds ahead of the women. That means for six hours he had to wait around to pick up the trophy."


1:13:30 - 1:20:37 Seven minutes droning about his cognitive screening. This shows his rotting brain most of all

I'm going to break this down, since this is my bailiwick.

Below is the transcript of the whole seven minutes, with my annotations.

I've talked about this cognitive screener before; he has taken it several times – three times at least, by my estimation, during each one of his "annual" physicals, which happen about every six months. 

He goes back to it often, trying to brag that somehow he is a super genius because he "passed" it.

The test is the Montreal Cognitive Exam, or MoCA. It is a cognitive screener, and it takes about 10 minutes to administer. 

This assessment is used when there is a concern about a patient's cognition. It screens for dementia and mild cognitive impairment. It is pass/no pass, and a "no pass" would indicate that further testing is warranted, but the test is often used as a sort of a measure of decline, where an initial assessment is used as a baseline/benchmark to which subsequent tests are compared.

There are three versions of the instrument, which differ slightly on the items to reduce the effects of retesting.

I have administered this test countless times in my 30+ year career. 

It looks like this. As with any standardized test, there are specific instructions given to the patient during the administration of each item.


When he riffs on this cognitive assessment, which is often, he has a perserverative playlist: he talks about the animals, the numbers task, and the delayed memory task. I haven't heard him describe the other tasks. 

So, here we go again....
"But remember, I'm the only one that took the test. You know, I took the aptitude test or whatever the hell they call it. I took it when I do every time I do a physical I take a mental test and I've aced it. 

Ok, dude. Yeah. You are the only one (president) who took it because no other president has shown the cognitive decline that you have!

Secondly, it's not at all an aptitude test. It's not an IQ test, it is not an intelligence test of any sort. It is a test for cognitive decline. 

Where's my doctor? Is he around? I travel with more doctors than any human. If people get sick in the audience, they don't they leave him alone. You know what they call him? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, friend of mine, he looks like shit, actually. He looks he looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. If he actually had a heart attack, you know what my doctors would do that follow the president, all presidents. They would leave him alone. I say, "Please help him." "No, sir, we can't leave your side." I said, "But he's dying of a heart attack! Sir, he's collateral damage." Can you believe it? They got like six ambulances and they won't use one for anybody else. Anyway, well, let's hope we never have that problem. 

You travel with more doctors than any human because no other human is as sick as you are, with so many ailments that could take you down at any moment! To name some probabilities: obesity, kidney disease, heart disease, dementia, history of stroke, chronic venous insufficiency (the last being the only official diagnosis).  

And no, a doctor will not ignore a medical emergency to huddle over your obese ass that needs six ambulances to transport.


But Katie Hobbs is somebody that could not pass the test. So I took them every time and I got them all right. I aced them. 

Compulsory mention of the opponent of the candidate he is supposedly stumping for. 


And originally the doctor, you know, first when I first got into office, they said, "He's a brilliant person who's looking to take over the country. He's a dictator. He's horrible." And that didn't work. The next time they said, "He's a really stupid guy. Has no idea what he's doing." That didn't work. Then they did another another. I said, "Why don't I take the it's called a cognitive test. It's a very standard test, but very tough." 

Who is this doctor who is saying all of those things? Hint: It wasn't a doctor, it was millions of the rest of us. We said all that because it's true (except the brilliant part. That's in your fever dreams).

At 1:14:53 notice he has a sound error on the word cognitive. It comes out "cog-a-na-tive."


There are few people in this audience that can once you get past the first question, which is quite easy. 

The first task is actually one of the most difficult, in my experience of watching folks complete it. It's a trail-drawing task, and it's one of the most sensitive tasks to screen for cognitive decline. There are tests that use this singular task to measure cognition, such as the Trail Making Test. I seriously doubt that he was able to easily complete it.  


They show you a lion, a bear, a giraffe, and a snake, and they say, "Which one is the lion?" 

That's not the instruction, and if you took the test three times in 12 months you should remember that. The instruction is to name each of three animals, not identify one. 

In either case, it's not the flex you think it is, Shitler.

 Joe Biden was unable to answer that particular No, but you know what they do? The fake news, like the New York Times, when they show the test, they ask 30 questions. 

Wait a minute. I thought you were the only one to take the test?

It's 30 points, not 30 questions. And we refer to them as items, as they aren't questions per se, and some have more than one part.


By the time you get to the middle of the hard, by the time you get to the end, you have to be very, very smart. Like, take a number, any number. Okay, I got it. 15. Triple it, divide by four, add 37, add another 293, subtract 12, multiply by two, divide by three. What is your number, sir? I got it right. Nobody gets it right. They don't tell you about that.

 The MoCA does not have an item like this, and as far as I know, there is no cognitive test at all that has an item such as this. This wouldn't give much information at all, except perhaps arithmetic aptitude. I would've really like to have him actually do all of those calculations during his speech. If he really aced something like that, why didn't he perform it instead of just spouting off a bunch of numbers?

(Aside: the answer is 219.5 according to my calculator, because I'm not about to try to do that shit in my head)

The item from the MoCA that has to do with numbers is called "serial sevens." The patient is asked to subtract seven from 100 and keep subtracting seven about five times. You can miss one and still get full points. 
 
Or they give you five words. Oh, they mock me for this. Oh, anybody? They can't do it. No, nobody up there could do any of these things. They give you five words and you don't know what they're doing. They say, "Sir, we're going to give you five words. We would like you to repeat those words, preferably in order." And what they don't say is at the end of the test, a half hour later, they do it again. So you don't know that. Five words, sir. Hat, hair, logo, white, black. Sir, would you please repeat those words? [snorts] Hat, hair, logo, white, black. Oh, you got it right now. 

You get extra points if you can do them in the same order. Right now, a half hour goes by. They've asked you 25, 30 other questions, sir. In the middle of the test, we asked you about five words. Will you please repeat them again? Ideally, in order, you will get points if you get them all. You will get points. But if you can report them in order, you get a lot of points. Go ahead. hair, logo, white, black, and they go, "Holy nobody." No, nobody can do that. 
Way to name only four of your five self-selected words in this diatribe.

Here is the truth, genius. The examiner asks you to repeat the words twice (without a score) in order to make sure you heard them correctly and that you have a chance to encode them into your memory.
 
The scoring comes after a distracted delay. Order does not matter, and in fact that is part of the instructions, that the patient may recall them in any order. There are no extra points for getting them in order. Nope. 

Actually, you should know they are going to ask them again later because it's part of the instructions. In any case, after three times taking the test, do you now know that they are going to have you repeat the words after a distracted delay? Weirdo.

The patient is asked to repeat the words about 5 minutes later, not half-hour later. If this test is taking half hour, then something is terribly wrong.

"Holy nobody can do that?" Sir, almost everybody can do that. That is why it is a screener to separate normal from disordered cognition. And I can almost guarantee that you were not able to do that.


When I tell the fake news about that, oh, that's so easy. Nobody can do that. Very few people can do that. And very few, they say very few people can do it, but almost none can do them in order like that. But I can. You know why? Because I'm a freaking genius. That's why. 

[cheering] 

No, but No, but you know what? I took three of them. And instead of praising me, I'm the only one, no president, Barack Hussein Obama, who got into college for different reasons than you did. He's not a smart guy. 

Finally, a truth! Barack Hussein Obama got into college for very different reasons! He got into Columbia and Harvard Law because he is fuckin' smart. You got into Wharton School of Business because your daddy paid off some admissions official.  


And sleepy Joe Biden we know is dumb as a rock. He was dumb 30 years ago. It's not just now because today he has a difficulty. We don't want to hurt people with difficulties. But these guys are not smart guys. These aren't the smart guys. We need brilliant people. 

Actually, I give a point for being sensitive to Biden's stutter. Know better, do better. Whowouldathunk this sack of excrement could actually do better?  


So, I like the idea of taking tests. I said to the doctor, "Is it a hard test?" They said, "Yeah, it gets hard." You know, toward the middle, toward the end, it's very hard. The first questions are easy. But when you get into question 15 and beyond, it's very hard. Very few people can get it. One doctor said, "I've never had anybody get them all right." I got them right three times. So, you know, that's good. 

The last item is providing the date, the place, and the city. Very hard, indeed. You get six of the 30 possible points by knowing the date and where you are. Wow. A very stable genius indeed.

That doctor must not have seen many patients with normal cognition if he's never seen anybody get them all right! Maybe he only sees the most severe in the memory care unit.


But, and the doctor's here. Where's my doctor? He's an admiral. Can you believe it? Where's my doctor? He's a great guy. He's always waiting for something to happen. It's got He leads a He leads a crazy life. Where's my doctor? Anyway, they give a test. And the people that give the tests are doctors that you don't know. 

"Always waiting for something to happen."  We all are, Mr. Doofus. We all are. 


You know, these are people they don't know me. Probably half of them are Democrat. They'd love to see me do badly. I said, "So, doctor, is there such a test where I can show people about this ability?" And they go, "Well, sir, yes, but you know, if you get it wrong, the word will probably get out because it's sort of public." Walter Reed Hospital, one of the great one of the great hospitals. I said, "How hard is it?" He said, "Pretty hard." And uh I said, "Is it pretty?" He said, "Yeah, the last 10 questions are very hard, sir. And the problem is if you do badly on the test, it's going to get out." 

It's not "sort of public" and word will not "probably get out." There are strict HIPAA regulations, and no one is going to risk their license by disclosing the results of any test. Hell, you've probably forced them to sign NDAs on top of their professional obligations. 


That's why no other president has taken this test. So, here's this. They're genius because here's what happens. I took it once, I aced it. I took it again, I aced it. And I took it fairly recently. My last physical, I aced it.

Here's what they said. What's wrong with the president? Why does he continue to take the cognitive test? There's something wrong with him. Why is he taking this test three times? 

These people are genius. They're sick. So, I said, I'm never taking it again, doctor. They they wanted to say there's something wrong because I took it so much. What are they trying to find? What are the these people and this is what you have? 

You are projecting! You won't take it again because the results are frightening to you.  

And the weird sentence construction and word salad that keeps popping up. It's awful!


But Katie Hobbs would not do well in the cognitive test. I would venture to say after question five, I'd love politicians to take this test because almost with the exception of course of the two great senators that we have with us today, I think they'd do very well. I don't know if you'd ace it to be honest with you, Tim. I don't know if you'd ace but you would be you wouldn't be embarrassed. Let me put it that way.
Just weird. 


1:20:57 Contradict much?
"She (Gov. Katie Hobbs) made Arizona one of the least affordable states in the entire country."

Wait a minute! Earlier you said that Arizona rents went down by 14% since you took office! 


1:21:09 Another paraphasia
He made a speech boo-boo when he tried to say "vetoed" and it came out sounding like "votoed." 

1:22:24 Tangent and a Weird Ask
He is so egotistical he goes on a tangent to poll the audience about if he would be president if he hadn't done "The Apprentice." 

Look at how he asks.
1:22:36 "Would Donald Trump be president if I didn't do The Apprentice?"
1:22:44 "Ask it the other way. If I didn't do The Apprentice, would I be president?

That's the other way, all right. What a moron.

1:23:35 A Big Ego and a Bigger Dick (Disinhibition Mixed with Malignant Narcissism)
Almost an hour and a half into the rally, after he has mentioned Andy Biggs's opponent nine times and talked for most of those 83 minutes about himself, he finally gets to the candidate that he came to endorse.

"Andy, I watched you speak and I want you just to come up for one minute because we don't want to hear you two minutes, three minute, just one minute because I have to do this."

What. A. Dick.


Other Brain Rot Things Elsewhere

Disinhibition
"I've have some very severe problems."

At Rally in Syracuse NY. Word Salad
Pure nonsense starting at 18:00:18


He's going to tap into your oil. You know, you're you're sort of sitting on reserves like not look, Texas is Texas, but you're damn close. You are sitting on some of the greatest oil reserves anywhere in the world, and you're not allowed to touch it. But you know who is taking it? Pennsylvania, Ohio, all this. And you know what they're doing? They go straight down. You know, you can make those drill bits talk. You can make them sing. You can make them go. They go down. New York's over here. Pennsylvania. They go down and they take a sharp left and they suck our oil out. Can you believe it? 

And if you go upstate New York, you'll see lines of different states and you'll see one has Cadillacs because they like Cadillacs better than they like Mercedes. But one has an Escalade and one has a 50-y old Chevy. And you're talking about three feet. It's a line that goes right up. One has some beautiful drilling plants and one has no drilling plants. Got no money. It's got poverty. 

What they've done to this state is unbelievable. They won't let you take, do you know? They won't let you build the pipeline through your state. They don't even have to touch your land. It goes under goes way underground. They won't let you build it, which is, by the way, killing the East Coast. It's killing the East Coast.Was he a friend or an enemy? That's all right. His His mother just called him. Get out of there, son. She's watching. Get out of there, son. You stupid guy. His mom is gone cuz his mother, he doesn't know, his mother's a big Trump voter.

Huh?!?!


Getting Meaner. Irritability = Dementia
That growl!


Difficulty swallowing.
The poster of this video calls it a lisp. It's not; it is severely impaired saliva management. His swallowing is becoming affected, specifically the senses in his mouth are not signaling that he should swallow once there is the right amount of saliva. The saliva builds up, and he ends up with a wet mouth and eventually slurping to catch it before he drools it out anteriorly.

He does this slurping a lot. Once you notice it, it's everywhere.

In this clip, he has mushy/imprecise /s/ sounds, which is typical for him and probably exacerbated by the excess saliva. The saliva is actually leaking a bit: it's grainy, but you can see his lips become wet.



Grampa is wandering again!
He walked right past his ride. Secret Service had to run after him and usher him back to The Beast.



Scissor Walk, Cues for his Right Leg, and Waving to No One
There is so much wrong in this trek from the lawn to Marine One. Watch his impaired gait, his attempts to cue himself by patting his right leg, and, weirdest of all, waving to no one. This man is not fit to lead the Harper Valley PTA, let alone the United States of America.

Here's another one of the leg tap and an awkward step off the grass to the pavement. He also appears to wave to no one, but in this one there are a few construction workers in the distance. Maybe that was his target.

Late Breaking: Weird Noises
Today in North Carolina

I do not know what this is. I’ve never seen anybody do this. He’s got some messed up brain signals going on!

(Apparently this speech is another huge Dementia Doo-Doo Display, but I don't have the wherewithal to watch it all)



In Other News: The Bestest News
House and Senate races from coast to coast are shifting to Blue. The Dems are going to win, baby! Read this analysis. It's heartening!

Twelve days until Election Day! Have you voted? 


Lastly, a Belly Laugh
English Profrinency?